Someone Left the Cake Out in the Raaaain

And by "cake" I mean "seeds."  As in, 20 or so packets of seeds, which aren't ever supposed to get wet except when you put them in the ground because otherwise they'll start sprouting and then you can't plant them and then you've wasted all your money.  I wasn't here when this happened, of course, but at least Farmer had the sense to take the seeds inside at some point during the rains.  The result is that I came back to a kitchen full of this:

To answer your inevitable questions: yes, that is a dinner plate; yes, it is sitting on the island in the middle of the kitchen with seeds drying on it due to Farmer's stupidity; and no, it was not alone.  Not by a long shot.